Move the fuck over hellstinktica
So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Pearl was showing off his dick.
look at my face
you think this is a fucking game
oh my fucking god
there’s nothing that says “australia’s weather is messed up” quite like the fact that our fire danger system doesnt just stop at “extreme”
and that the second lowest setting is ‘high’
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
this offends me deeply.
Also known as Thursday morning in my house..
There is no “U” in Freedom.
There’s also no N, H, or S in america
Uh, can anyone explain the N, H or S thing for me? ;v;
National Health Service.
A service in the UK that allows every citizen to receive free or incredibly discounted health care.
WHY DOESNT AMERICA HAVE THIS YET?!
BECAUSE WHEN THEY TRY YOUR GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN